Valentines Day Jokes
1. What kind of flowers should you never buy on

Valentines Day?

Cauliflowers!

     2. What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

          I love you with all my art!

     3. What did the lamp say to the light bulb?

         I love you a whole watt!

     4. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

        Sure they do they are very SENTimental!

    5. Where do hamburgers take their Valentines date?

        To the meatball!

    6. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

     He gave her a ring!

    7. Did you hear about the man who promised his girlfriend a diamond?

    He took her to a baseball game!

   8. What was the French cat's favorite dessert?

   Chocolate mousse!

  9. What do bunnies do when they get married?

      They go on a bunnymoon!

10. How to bees get to school?

On a school bus!